Packing Ninja Gifts

I'm studying this tin of sardines for inspiration before I pack for our trip.

'You can only carry on one bag.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Piano Keyboard

Heading off with a packed bag

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Luggage Mom

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Men will never understand.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Flute-a-licious.