Packing Strategist Gifts

Holiday Luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Welcome to the Team

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Luggage Mom

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'I've got it written down...'