Guitar Shredder Mugs

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Rock on!

Johnny Winter.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

New music conference

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Houdini's infancy.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Musical Mestizo.

Tom Waits.

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

"Did you or did you not remove a slip of paper from this flier without really intending to learn how to play guitar?"

'Mr McGruder is ready for your song and dance.'

'Cat Heaven.'

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"

"That's our paper shredder."