"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."
Guitar Hoarder Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a dedicated guitar hoarder? Discover humorous and heartfelt products designed for those who love their guitars almost as much as they love music itself. From quirky mugs to stylish t-shirts and cozy pillows, find something that sings to their soul and showcases their passion. Celebrate their musical obsession with unique decor and accessories that highlight their love for the guitar!
Pete Townshend Vineyards
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
'What rhymes with D minus?'
Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.
Steve Howe.
"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."
"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."
'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues
B.B. King
Zappo's Air Guitars.
Campground Conductor
'Nobody pays for music anymore.'
Mexican Serenade.
Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.
"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."
Jerry Garcia, RIP
Robert Johnson.
Electric guitar
'I told you I'd make you a star.'
Joe Perry.
"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."
'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'
Guitar.
Bob Dylan
DOUR and TROUBADOUR
'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'
"This is where I keep my entire music collection."
'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'
"I'm very highly strung!"
Accountant sings the blues
'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'
Guitar Hoarder Gifts Collection
Guitar Hoarder Mugs
Explore more delightful mugs that celebrate the guitar hoarder’s passion—perfect for brightening up their mornings or adding humor to their coffee break.
Guitar Hoarder Pillows
Browse our collection of pillows made for guitar enthusiasts—softer spaces for their musical obsession to rest and relax.
Guitar Hoarder Prints
Check out our stunning art prints that honor the guitar hoarder’s passion—beautiful pieces to inspire and decorate any space with musical flair.
Guitar Hoarder T-Shirts
Discover more fun and stylish t-shirts for guitar lovers who want to wear their passion loud and proud—find the perfect shirt that strikes a chord.