Guitar Hoarder T-Shirts

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Steve Howe.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

B.B. King

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Campground Conductor

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Mexican Serenade.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Robert Johnson.

Electric guitar

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Joe Perry.

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Guitar.

Bob Dylan

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

Accountant sings the blues

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'