Guitar Collecting T-Shirts

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Jazz is Invented

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Six jazz instruments.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Check out this new store."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

An amplified harp

Mexican Serenade.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Campground Conductor

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Imagine Dragons

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Music Freak.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"