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An amplified harp

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Michael Jackson.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Steve Howe.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"What are you doing?"

B.B. King

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Old and new technologies

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Geeks and their dogs.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Robert Drake

Mick Jagger

Joe Perry.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Music Freak.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."