Guitar Collecting Pillows

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Jazz is Invented

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Six jazz instruments.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Check out this new store."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Steve Howe.

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

B.B. King

"What are you doing?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Mexican Serenade.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

An amplified harp

Campground Conductor

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Robert Drake

Robert Johnson.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Imagine Dragons