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Robert Johnson.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Steve Howe.

Mark Knopfler.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

B.B. King

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

An amplified harp

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'