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"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fossil record player.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Violin Practise

Elevator Music

Bobbies library of jeans

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano