Music Hoarder Gifts

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Elvis Presley

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Eric Clapton.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Violin Practise

Elevator Music

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Bobbies library of jeans