Sheet Music Hoarder Gifts

Music Book

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Piano Prompt

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Sleeping musician

Required Reeding.

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

music store

Wallpaper Music

"So obvious, there all the time"

Precussionist

A cat composer

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Punk Rock

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Sheet Music

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Musical washing

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

'Only training I ever had was when YOU taught me music at school!'

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

Literal Music.

A conductor staring at a percussionist