Sheet Music Collectors Gifts

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"What are you doing?"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Robert Drake

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Gramaphone Man.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Music Freak.

Piano Prompt

Islington Angels.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Sleeping musician

Mozart Clarinet

His master's voice

Required Reeding.

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Rod Stewart

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'I'm organic.'