Sheet Music Explorers Gifts

Literal Music.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Piano Prompt

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Required Reeding.

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Sleeping musician

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

Precussionist

music store

Wallpaper Music

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Punk Rock