Early Music Explorer Gifts

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Louis Armstrong

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Musical Web

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Musical genres

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Early music

'What happened to the little flute?'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

music store

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'That's it! The lost chord!'

"I'm in a band."

Gypsy busker