Classical Music Explorer Gifts

'Take me to your lieder.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

No Elgar!

Theorbo

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Antonio Vivaldi

Musical Web

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Cello Concert

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Musical genres

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Edward Elgar.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Louise Farrenc

Giuseppe Verdi

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'He's a square!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

More Arts Council cuts...

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

Trying cellos, too big!

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Johannes Brahms

'Awesome!'

Ludwig von Beethoven

Bass Clef