Sheet Music Savvy Gifts

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Piano Prompt

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Sleeping musician

Required Reeding.

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

"Don't worry, sir. There's plenty of time to recover if there's a fifth quarter this year."

Wallpaper Music

Precussionist

A cat composer

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Punk Rock

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Sheet Music

Musical washing

'That should discourage my imitators.'

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

'Only training I ever had was when YOU taught me music at school!'

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

'I always wanted to be an accountant. There's safety in numbers, you know.'