Sheet Music Addict Gifts

Sleeping musician

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Piano Prompt

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Chain and Ball music player.

Required Reeding.

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

Precussionist

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

"Don't worry, sir. There's plenty of time to recover if there's a fifth quarter this year."

Wallpaper Music

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Punk Rock

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Musical washing

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Sheet Music

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

'Only training I ever had was when YOU taught me music at school!'

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

'Do you sell very long envelopes? I want to write to my friend in Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.'