Sheet Music Collector Gifts

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

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Wallpaper Music

Piano Prompt

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

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Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"What are you doing?"

Musical genres

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

Musical Pipe

Musician

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Rod Stewart

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

His master's voice

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Sleeping musician

Required Reeding.

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

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