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"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Shopping for Sheet Music

Wallpaper Music

Piano Prompt

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

Sheet Music

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Musical genres

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Musical Pipe

Gramaphone Man.

Musician

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Sleeping musician

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

music store

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."