Sheet Music T-Shirts

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Required Reeding.

Bird Score

Music Book

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Piano Prompt

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Sleeping musician

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

A cat composer

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

Wallpaper Music

Precussionist

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Punk Rock

Sheet Music

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Musical washing

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

Business School.

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

'Only training I ever had was when YOU taught me music at school!'

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

Literal Music.