Sheet Music T-Shirts

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Bird Score

Music Book

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Piano Prompt

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Sleeping musician

A cat composer

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

Wallpaper Music

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Punk Rock

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Musical washing

Sheet Music

'That should discourage my imitators.'

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

'Only training I ever had was when YOU taught me music at school!'

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

Business School.

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

Literal Music.

"These are very disturbing figures, so I put smiley faces on all the zeroes."

A conductor staring at a percussionist

Beethoven's last.

Cell players has the music score on top of the cello.