Sheet Music Struggler T-Shirts

On Ilkley Moor Bartok.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

Piano Prompt

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Sleeping musician

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

Required Reeding.

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

Wallpaper Music

Precussionist

A cat composer

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Punk Rock

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Musical washing

Sheet Music

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

'Only training I ever had was when YOU taught me music at school!'

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'