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Quaver

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Piano Prompt

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Required Reeding.

Sleeping musician

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

Precussionist

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Wallpaper Music

music store

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Punk Rock

Musical washing

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Sheet Music

Idenity Parade.

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

'Only training I ever had was when YOU taught me music at school!'

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

Literal Music.

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