Sheet Music Scholar T-Shirts

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

Triangle

Piano Keyboard

"Viola player coming through!"

Music Student

Cello Concert

Eugene Ionesco

Lute

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Mozart with a violin case.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Dear Diary

Piano Prompt

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Musical Pondering.

Flute-a-licious.

Frederic Chopin

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Sleeping musician

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Required Reeding.

Franz Schubert

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

Precussionist

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Wallpaper Music

Flautist

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

I love Music.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'