Sheet Music Saver T-Shirts

'Only training I ever had was when YOU taught me music at school!'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musical Pipe

Piano Prompt

Musician

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Required Reeding.

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"I once loved a parade."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Sleeping musician

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

Precussionist

A cat composer

Wallpaper Music

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Punk Rock

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Musical washing

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Screen Addict

Sheet Music

'That should discourage my imitators.'

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'