Vinyl Hoarder T-Shirts

Music Collector.

"Wait a minute!... Aren't those the records I finally convinced you to get rid of, twenty years ago?!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Elvis Presley

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Fossil record player.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Jeff Beck.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

Ozzy Osbourne

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

'Music & Gym'

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Mick Jagger.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".