Vinyl Hoarder T-Shirts

Music Collector.

"Wait a minute!... Aren't those the records I finally convinced you to get rid of, twenty years ago?!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Fossil record player.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Death of the Blues

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

'Music & Gym'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".