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'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

David Bowie

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Pre-Television Man Caves

The Death of the Blues

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

JET (Part I)

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Music & Gym'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"