Yarn Hoarder T-Shirts

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Crotchet

Woman knitting a washing line.

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Festive squad

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Sisyphus

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'