Paper Shredding Artist Prints

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

The Origami Society...

Inout baskets.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

In/Out Tray.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Once again, I fold.'

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

Formula One car origami

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'