Seasonal Shusher Gifts

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Baby it's cold outside.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

Unsuitable clothing.

Holiday Overkill.

Getting ready for spring

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Signs of Fall

New for Fall

Christmas Group Therapy.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

Leaf falling in the desert

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

Old Man Winter.

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."