Seasonal Shusher Gifts

Snow makes the world look fresh and new! It's a blanket of white covering all the flaws! Right, Frank? Frank?

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Bed Seasons

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Baby it's cold outside.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

Unsuitable clothing.

Holiday Overkill.

Getting ready for spring

Now we wait for the snow.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Signs of Fall

New for Fall

Christmas Group Therapy.

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

Old Man Winter.

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

"Fall back...spring ahead."

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'