Seasonal Spoofer Mugs

Holiday Overkill.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Easter Egg Delivery

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Getting ready for spring

'First snowdrop.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

New for Fall

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'Talk about climate change - I've just heard the first kookaburra of spring!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

"Live Fast. . . Die Young."

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

Early signs of Spring...

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"