Seasonal Cinephile Gifts

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Fall on a desert island

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

People of the Fall

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"I love my luvvie."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"It's her first snowman."