Nature-loving Cinephile Gifts

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Fall in the Greek Temple

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Cars at the drive in.

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Global Warming: The Musical.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

The Hidden World of Desks

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

Online

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'

'Do you mind if we switch to the Discovery Channel? There's a wonderful show on migratory habits of gray seals.'

'Wait a minute...you know I can't enjoy any experience until I've added dramatic flourishes and posted it on Facebook.'

Colin's attempt to convince friends that his 80' surround sound TV was only used to watch nature documentaries was doomed to failure.

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

"We're hoping to get back to nature in a safe theme park environment."

'Something tells me Attenborough and his crew have been at it again!'

'Now another chance to see 'The Frozen Planet'.'

Tablet Culture

"Life in a Bowl' Narrated by David Attenborough

Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps

"We never miss the daytime cookery shows - here's one I taped earlier..."

No News Is Good News

"Shark week, shark week, shark week. It's always about shark week."