Nature's Cinephile Gifts

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

What's an Imax cave?

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Daniel Craig caricature

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Marcello Mastroianni.

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Jennifer Aniston

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Woody Allen

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo