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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

May I have the envelope, please?

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I love my luvvie."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Tenafly International Film Festival

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.