Cinephile At Heart T-Shirts

Surprised doctor looking at man standing behind X-Ray machine with the image saying: SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What's an Imax cave?

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Jennifer Aniston

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

Marcello Mastroianni.

Daniel Craig caricature

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

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