Sea Life Cinephile Gifts

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."