Sea Life Cinephile Pillows

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Batman O' War

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'