Sea Life Geek Pillows

Octopus and submarine

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Batman O' War

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Dolphin

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Stop Human Footing

Fast Food Fly-Thru