Sea Life Geek Gifts

Octopus and submarine

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Dolphin

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Shark food pyramid.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Sea Change.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru