Sea Life Adventurer Gifts

"Well, it's not perfect protection from predators, but at least, I know it will not be a frontal attack..."

'Deal! You dig me out of here and I'll make sure you get to shore safely … dude, I've been trapped here a week and boy am I hungry.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Heads or tails?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

How Swordfish Are Born

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Gone Bookkeepin'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"