Sea Life Adventurer Gifts

"Well, it's not perfect protection from predators, but at least, I know it will not be a frontal attack..."

'Deal! You dig me out of here and I'll make sure you get to shore safely … dude, I've been trapped here a week and boy am I hungry.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Titanic: How's my steering.

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'