Nature Docu-lover Gifts

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

Live Stream

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Crocodile

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"But what's my motivation?"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

People Planet.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Steve Irwin.

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

The Hidden World of Desks

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

Filming the Crocodile.