Nostalgic Cinephile Gifts

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

'I know modern movies are filled with violence and sex, Dad, but those old movies have people smoking in them.'

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

'There goes Tokyo.'

'We could not have seen this film in the love seats at the Roxy in 1944-I was in Stalag 48 then!'

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

"Oi! Pedal faster, you little git! I don't have all night!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

What's an Imax cave?

"Housekeeping?!"

Elvis Presley

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."