Nostalgic Cinephile Gifts

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

'I know modern movies are filled with violence and sex, Dad, but those old movies have people smoking in them.'

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

'There goes Tokyo.'

'We could not have seen this film in the love seats at the Roxy in 1944-I was in Stalag 48 then!'

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

"Oi! Pedal faster, you little git! I don't have all night!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Housekeeping?!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'