Seasonal Sniffler Gifts

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"It's her first snowman."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

New for Fall

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

The sounds of spring.

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

Spring Fever or Side Effects?

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

New! Apple Mocha Latte.

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

I gain weight every fall and then lose it in the spring. I have a seasonally adjusted figure.

Time for my Ode-to-Spring poem. Roses grow red, mountains look pewter. I want you more ... than a wi-fi six router. My heart remains frozen.

Oh, that's no angel. That's a meltdown.

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

Drunk Christmas Angel

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"