Seasonal Sniffler Pillows

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"It's her first snowman."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

New for Fall

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

The sounds of spring.

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

Spring Fever or Side Effects?

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

Drunk Christmas Angel

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"

"Oh, Hi Mom! I'm afraid I have some bad news. . ."