Seasonal Sneezer Pillows

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Phil's made an effortless transition from cold and flu to allergy season."

A heavy pollen count.

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Gone to seed.

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"Gesundheit!"

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

Pollen Allergies

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

Mile high Hayfever.

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

Bear Alarm Clock

'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'

"We were looking for suitable human DNA to help save our species from extinction but we got sidetracked by your huge selection of seasonal coffees."

"I'm sorry you'll miss the football season again, honey. But it's time for us to hibernate."

"Are your trees fresh?"

"Dang! I missed Christmas again!"

'It's okay, I plan to hibernate for the rest of the winter.'