Supersonic Sneezer Pillows

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Computing in the Cloud

Good luck with all the revision!!!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Gesundheit!"

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

An Excellent Excuse.

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

Achooo

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Mile high Hayfever.

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

A heavy pollen count.