Supersonic Sneezer Pillows

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Finger on the Z Key

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Computing in the Cloud

Good luck with all the revision!!!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Gesundheit!"

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

An Excellent Excuse.

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

Achooo

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

Mile high Hayfever.

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

I'd like to thank you all for coming. I'll be making a brief statement and then taking only a few questions. I'm sure you're all anxious to know why I've called you here today. Zzzz.

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'

Art gallery painting: 'The Sneeze'

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."