Sniff Scene Investigator Gifts

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Bribery and Corruption.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I couldn't finish that book either."

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

Sewee-Cide.

"This is not good at all!"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2