Sniffing Specialist Gifts

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

A consumer guide to cheese.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Canadian wildfires

At the animal perfume fair.

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

Men's Fragrances

"The Hodal deal ….. It doesn't pass the smell test."

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

Acme fertilizer office has poster saying 'stink'.

Men and women racing to get to work, while a tramp stands in the middle, contentedly smelling a flower.