Sniffing Sleuth Gifts

Dog Evolution

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

'You've been killing files again.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

The Modern Godot

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

I don't trust that guy.

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

Again, that's yours.

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

'Don't pay any attention to him . . . his social networking relies on his sense of smell.'

K-9 10k

Arthur Conan Doyle

Six Degrees of Depradation